Hyperbole--

Torri. 21. FL. Im just a girl with a zazzy personality, a sharp wit,and a sundress collection. Owls and tacos are in my interests. Oh and dinosaurs.

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

(via sonatie)

I’m sitting in the middle of downtown denver on the bus mall in the botanical garden section. I’m listening to a street performer playing music and eating a fantastic salad from this new locally sourced restaurant. I slept in and came into work for a quick three hours. When I arrived my boss called me in his office and asked my availability and I thought my day of me time and relaxation was coming into peril. But instead he and my other co worker got me a massage this afternoon because I worked super hard this week. Last night I had my best run all year and came home to flowers and a love note from Charlie because we’ve both been busy and sort of disconnected. The game I’ve been waiting for arrived in the mail and we played all night after a kickass steak dinner. And we had some great sex. This weekend should be full of adventures as the weather has improved (a gorgeous 78 right now) and we got baseball tickets for Sunday.

There’s some other background drama stuff happening right now but I’m happy to be having a good run the past couple days. I’m really starting to love Denver and my life here. Summer is right around the corner and I cannot wait for everything the rest of the year has in store. If last year was trying, this year seems to be a redemption.

bunny-bo:

ghost-anus:

have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?

I feel this way about myself does that count???

(via theartistintheambulance)

The thank you note cycle of doom

I dislike writing thank you notes because it makes things awkward. I write a thank you not for doing something for me and then what? Do you respond with a thank you note thanking you for thanking me?

Also, sometimes it’s weird to give a thank you note for someone doing something to thank you… Like you got me a present as a thank you and now I have to thank you for thanking me.

But adults love thank you notes so thank you notes I write.

Anonymous asked: If you could change the tax code, what changes would you make? Happy tax day.

100% money to me

sonatie:

Get your head out of your ass, there’s nothing wrong with people trying to relate to something you’re passionate about.

I love you

sonatie:

Get your head out of your ass, there’s nothing wrong with people trying to relate to something you’re passionate about.

I love you

Wow I am so sick of 500 people asking me for money on my way home it makes me so mad because my brain is melting from working all day

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess

Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via sonatie)

Today I’m really laughing at my cool life decision to move cross country for a job that wasn’t what it was pitched to me as for 20 grand a year hahah cool I hate everything

(Source: hermione-ganja, via sonatie)

Of all the things which man can do or make here below, by far the most momentous, wonderful, and worthy are the things we call books.

—Thomas Carlyle (via observando)

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.

—John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via observando)