February 2012
My grandfather thought ways of engaging me would to start a political conversation on the wrongness of homosexuality and my support of Obama. To be honest, I am pretty apathetic on the topic of Obama. I am not so apathetic on the topic of gay rights, and yet I still told him that I respected his opinion and that neither of us would convince the either otherwise so we should drop it.
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I love chad because he refers to me as an ebony goddess which is pretty much the only thing I could have ever asked for.
Anonymous asked: what's up sugar tits? feel like petting my eel tonight?
I get kind of pissy when my friends don’t understand that my allergies are bad. They think it’s similar to them sneezing when there is a high pollen count when in reality it’s more like that little kid who accidentally eats a peanut butter sandwich and dies. Break out the epi pen ladies and gentleman, get your inhalers ready because it’s going to be a wheezy ride.
But...
I hate feeling like I have to play games with people. Seriously? Grow up,
porn always makes women sound stupid
like giggly teeeheee
to the point of awkwardness
ACTUALLY
gimme more singulair!!!!! I am getting a high very similar to a benedryl high. I aint even mad.
I almost took it earlier when i was driving good fucking thing I didnt. Because this feeling mixed with the horrendous torrential monsoon through central florida I probably would have killed myself.
I started singulair today and I am thus far very pleased
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I will never learn.. like ever
lulz fucking my hair up like Im an alcoholic 90 year old hairdresser
I had this strange realization that a pretty significant majority of people that I went to high school and people in general won’t leave their hometown.
They will sit and stagnate and bitch about how they can’t find a job while never doing anything to further themselves.
In my experience this continue on until about 28 and then its like… ohhh I don’t want to work at a...
To avoid further confusion on the topic of...
I think we should replace all varieties with YORE and use context clues.
Or kill em all and let god sort em out!
Super excited
Going to the allergist to get my allergy scratch test done yay~~~~
Thoughts that make me laugh at myself
Me: what if a retailer sold recalled items for super cheap… Hahaha
Me five seconds later: oh that’s third world countries huh?
“Can all the Chris Brown/Rhianna horseshit please be over? I mean, yeah… he beat...”
– Wise things Jess says and I totally agree with
Anonymous asked: fetish? doesn't it have to be something weird and unusual in order to be considered a fetish? ;)
Anonymous asked: pics of you in an adult diaper? how about it?
Anonymous asked: pics of you in silk robe?
Truthful tuesday
Disgusting hygiene edition: I get a huge sense of satisfaction from plucking gnarly ingrown hairs. Pretty much any sort of gross picking really bangs my gong.
I'm the image of awesome right now
Silk robe, studying Sartre, drinking coffee, smoking
The life I lead….
exit-here2:
juhtay:
I just want to talk and to cuddle and to kiss, a lot.
Sartre states that many relationships are created by people’s attraction not to another person but rather how that person makes them feel about themselves by how they look at them.
The purpose of either participant is not to exist but to maintain the other participant’s looking at them. This system is often mistakenly called love, but is in fact nothing more than emotional alienation...
I am addicted to tattoos
Seriously just give me unlimited money to ink myself
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Theres a lot to be said for
waiting, and waiting, and waiting for something.
Because when you get it you are like 1500% into it.
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