February 2012
the only time I regret having all afternoon classes is when I want to spend the afternoon at the pool ever increasing my likelihood of getting skin cancer.
Magazines -- Like internet you can hold in your...
"The Face Broom"
what my philosophy professor dubbed Nietzsche’s mustache.
A Non-Exhaustive List Of Roommates You Might... →
Is it okay that I live to be the Impressive Mess??
The Impressive Mess — The Impressive Mess has a respectable job and a burgeoning addiction to pretty much every substance and vice known to man. They hold it together in the public eye, but since you have a front row seat to their E! True Hollywood Story you’re aware that their private life is essentially a montage of wanton drug use and casual...
5 Things You Should Always Remember About The ’90s... →
Growing up, I always wanted to go to a rave and do Ecstasy. Even when I watched True Life: I’m An E-tard and saw an MRI of that girl who had holes in her brain, I was still like “K, gimme.”
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Torcat fashion
I really try to embrace this free spirit carefree dress because I think it is dumb that girls have to try hard and boys don’t
So I just don’t brush my hair and braid it and what are shoes exactly?
Dresses are the answer.
If the world doesn't end (I hope it does)
I want to keep my tumblr forever so that when I’m 50 or something I can look back at it and laugh and laugh and laugh.
What’s kinda scary about the future for us is that previously change wasn’t that rapid. Now it flies by us, changing at over 22,000 times what it was previously (or something). We have absolutely no idea what the world will look like in 50 years.
I really do...
JayMay is top notch
vibing so hard all day
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THIS DAY ISN'T EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE HERE TODAY!
hahahhahahah. THIS DAY DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
there is nothing more irritating than
an unfounded insult, or maybe rather an unexplained insult. Like why are you going to say anything if you arent going to tell me why? All that is going to do is make me more curious.
Glorious sleep
Today was the first day in about two weeks that I didn’t have to be up early and do stuff. I slept for close to 12 hours and I’m not even mad.
And I woke up naturally early enough that I can do stuff before class. Success.
Does someone want to
Watch a bunch of movies in a row with me? Like maybe chronicles of riddick
Anonymous asked: are you attracted to men who eat their boogers? :)
Anonymous asked: I'll slap you around if you choke my chicken ;)
Serious question
At what point does it become acceptable to ask someone to slap/choke you during sex? I feel like its one of those things that comes out when alcohol is involved.
Anonymous asked: if your nipples get anywhere near as hard as my wiener. then yeah. we would make quite the tandem.
Anonymous asked: you are very cool. we should get together and have sex with each other. it would be fun.
Tumblr reacting
To the change is very much like watching old people react when they are out of cheddar biscuits at red lobster.
six types of Love
eatandlove:
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great...
I like my grandfathers secratary way more than I like him
I love me a nice set of incisors
But pointy k9s freak me out.
Anonymous asked: you are not that cool.
I am so incredibly pouty and bratty right now. All I want to do is cry and curl up and eat a cheeseburger. The lack of sleep, tons of caffeine, and stress are probably not helping anything. I’m. In one of those moods wherei just want someone to snuggle and coddle me.