Hyperbole--

Torri. 20. FL. Im just a girl with a zazzy personality, a sharp wit,and a sundress collection. Owls and tacos are in my interests. Oh and dinosaurs.

I get kind of pissy when my friends don’t understand that my allergies are bad. They think it’s similar to them sneezing when there is a high pollen count when in reality it’s more like that little kid who accidentally eats a peanut butter sandwich and dies. Break out the epi pen ladies and gentleman, get your inhalers ready because it’s going to be a wheezy ride.

But honestly it is at the very least hugely inconvenient if not scary sometimes when I have an allergic reaction. Most people don’t understand the sensation of feeling like you are breathing through a coffee straw.

I can understand I suppose, if my friends were allergic to something I loved I would still be inclined to tell them to come over. I get it. This is a really whiney post about how people are inconsiderate in general. You people need to appreciate that I love you enough to load up on Benedryl and Zyrtec while making sure I remember my inhaler so I don’t die in your foyer.

Your animals are stupid and I do not understand your attachment to them, but I love you anyway.

  1. theyflickerandtheyfall said: Dont be mad at me for having stupid animals. I love you even though you can’t snuggle with me at my house <3
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